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Apr 14
“ I would not want Terry Bradshaw mad at me. Cause you know somewhere out there, Howie Long is mad at you too.
— Jim
Jan 11
“ I am finding that I’m a much better asshole than I am an employee.
— Jim during Project Mayhem
Oct 09
“ Getting a 3 week old puppy to the vet without his mother knowing is like robbing a jewelry store
Aug 25
“ I ran into an old friend on Facebook.
Haven’t talked to her in over 15 years.
First thing she wants to know is if I still have her Cure album.
Apr 14
Its ok, he is home safe.

Its ok, he is home safe.

Apr 04

I am the Leisure King

I have decided …
If Jim Morrison is the Lizard King …
Then I am the Leisure King.

Mar 12

“Okay … that was mean.”

Chad’s little brother Sammy was talking to my friend Dandy on facebook.

He said something about how we were a big influence on him although we could be really mean.

Danny said he didn’t remember being mean.

“You guys got me drunk, I passed out, y’all took a Sharpie and put a Charles Manson swastika on my forehead!”

“All part of growing up.”

“I was 12!”

“Okay … that was mean.”

Feb 01
“ I think I have a shrimp problem.
— Jim
Jan 17

The difference between 3 and 6.

  • Rudy: Why you like the Championships better than the Superbowl, Jimmy?
  • Jim: Cause I know the difference between 3 and 6.
  • Rudy: What?
  • Jim: "Which is better . . . 3 hours of great football or 6 hours?
Jan 14
Dead Sexy!  The good doctor circa 1988 on the road.  Apparently the photographer said “You look like a bum.” so Jim tucked his shirt and stood up straight.  I myself am not sure about that story.

Dead Sexy!  The good doctor circa 1988 on the road.  Apparently the photographer said “You look like a bum.” so Jim tucked his shirt and stood up straight.  I myself am not sure about that story.